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  • 11 total reviews

    Lifetime Protection

    Regular price $5.00
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    GoatGuns Rack - Black

    Regular price $30.00
  • 2011 total reviews

    AR15 Model - Black

    Sale price $49.99
  • 398 total reviews

    Mini 4x Scope

    Regular price $10.00
  • 25 total reviews

    Mini AR Drum Mag

    Regular price $20.00
  • 119 total reviews

    Mini Grip

    Regular price $10.00
  • 38 total reviews

    Leather Sling

    Regular price $10.00
  • 129 total reviews

    M203 Gren Launcher

    Regular price $20.00
  • 26 total reviews

    Masterkey

    Regular price $20.00
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What in the donkey nuts are they?

GoatGuns give fans a chance to own their dream vault collection at a fraction of the price. You'll also get to show it off proudly on your desk.

Once you've caressed a GoatGun theres no going back. Build your optimal loadout with dozens of choices with our attachments.

Dabble with Goatguns, if you're not happy with the outcome of how your desk looks with one Sarge will buy it back up to 100 days.


What are they made out of?

Die-cast metal beasts! 4-16" in size, up to 1lb+ in weight.

Our first response is, "WHOA! These are heavier than I expected!" Well what did you expect from Sarge?

We make them so you can be proud of what's on your desk.


Do they shoot?

Not today and not tomorrow. These are M-O-D-E-L-S. Similar to model cars that don't drive, Goatguns will never shoot.

They assemble and disassemble like the real ones do. These can safely displayed in open to reach areas.